Man Named Dow Jones Reaches All-Time High

Downell Jones, better known to his family and friends as “Dow”, reached an all-time high on Friday night after smoking what he referred to as “some real good stuff”.  Dow’s previous all-time high came in May 2012, in his senior year of college, one hour after finishing his final exam in applied economics.

While Dow has had a rollercoaster year in terms of highs and lows, highlighted by a two-day bout of depression in which he ate seven bags of chips and two gallons of chocolate ice cream, the 27-year-old native of Texas has bounced back nicely over the past month and showed modest gains each weekend.

Dow is excited for the coming months as he looks forward to more record highs during his visit to Jamaica.The most popular 2017 spy software applications for the mobile phones.


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